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Monday, January 07, 2008




TOP THOUGHTS FOR 2008

(When you can't sleep at 3 a.m., you spend your time looking for these things. SmileyCentral.com )

Someone sent me a list of ten thoughts. I culled the X-rated ones and the ones that didn't make me smile, and saved the rest.

Top 5 Thoughts For 2008

Number 5
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 4
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.



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