Monday, January 07, 2008
TOP THOUGHTS FOR 2008
(When you can't sleep at 3 a.m., you spend your time looking for these things.
)Someone sent me a list of ten thoughts. I culled the X-rated ones and the ones that didn't make me smile, and saved the rest.
Top 5 Thoughts For 2008
Number 5
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 4
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
