Saturday, May 20, 2006
PIMP JUNTA
This website, folks, is what a Catholic apologist's blog will take you to if you start looking at Cthulhu websites. No "Abuse doesn't negate use" argument will excuse it. Sorry. Any true Catholic would recognize that to promote any aspect of the Lovecraft mythos is to oppose the Catholic Church. It's blasphemy pure and simple.
Cthulhu Vagina Enthusiast
From the website:
Come on, ladies - this isn’t sex, this is a Cthulhu attack. As always, the only sensible solution is lesbianism. By which I mean TATU style “Catholic schoolgirl lip kissing and breast caressing” lesbianism, not the smelly armpit style. Sparky, you start.”
In response, Sparky whipped up this picture of two lesbian Cthulhus muff-diving!
Then wrote this:
Here you go, Doc — lesbian Cthulhu porn. Above is a screengrab from either Miskatonic Mischief or Yog-So-HOT! — don’t know, but it sure is Great Racy, huh? Don’t ask me how you can tell if they’re both girls, or what that peach plastic THING is for. There are some things mankind just isn’t meant to know.
God, she’s great, and I’m as tickled pink as her fluorescent shock of hair to have her read my blog. Go preorder her game already, people!
