Saturday, May 20, 2006
CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS AND SCIENTOLOGY
The Church of the SubGenius has invited UK pop singer Robbie Williams to join its ranks.
[ClickPress, Wed May 17 2006] In May of 1996, pop singer Robbie Williams announced his intention to start his own mystical religion dedicated to extraterrestrials.
In response to this statement, the Church of the SubGenius has made an offer for Williams to join their ranks. Church member Reverend Modemac stated, "If Mr. Williams wants to join a UFO cult, then have we got one for him!"
The Church of the SubGenius is a popular organization often seen as a "parody" of religious cults, including Scientology, the Raelians, and the Unification Church.
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From a Discordian message board:
Quit your job for "Bob"! Hallelujah! As a REAL SubGenius you are Blessed! Yes, sheer Slackful BLISS is yours for the TAKING. The SubGenius I'm talking about may fear Cthulhu but still is guarded by the Bleeding Head. And YES! he revels FOREVER in the joy of his newest ShorDurPerSav! The forbidden sciences teach that the slightest offhand comment made by "Bob" operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius is living proof that the REAL SubGenius nature is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs! Yip! Yip! YEEEEEEEE! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! What about the Norms? I'll tell you about the CYNICAL pathetic humans who are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the monstrous one, the Anti-"Bob"! They will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They are the PROLETERRORISTS, the TIME-servers, the Normals!(bolding mine - ct)
