Wednesday, February 02, 2005
DOES THE LARDICUS TEMPLE HAVE EDIBLE ARCHES ?
A reader found this funny.
After you finish reading the link, I have an invitation for you.
Please come to worship in my Temple of Heavenly Substance. All rites will be celebrated with Chocolate Torte, preferably Godiva, but if not available, Ghiradelli will be considered an adequate substitute. Transubstantiation will not involve any change in substance or accidents as Godiva Chocolate Torte must not be wasted by adulteration.
Bailey's will be provided prior to meditation to enhance your cosmic consciousness. Intinction of torte will not be permitted, however, due to the possibility of sodden crumbs falling on the carpet and being wasted.
In my Temple of Heavenly Substance you will find a golden "G" next to a golden "B" suspended above the Altar of Abundance, symbolizing the makers of our Heavenly Food, and reminding us to be ever-grateful for what we have been given.
Services are on-going. You may stop in at any time you are in the area and stay until you are sated.
Large donations will be required as I have gotten used to luxury and want to maintain my lifestyle.
